Fuck you, I’m the Tumblr Critic
Behold! The Buzzkill!
The Never Ending One Who Leaves Passive Aggressive Post It Notes Everywhere!
Excuse me America, it is I, the customer….
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o
I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.
OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING
aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY
AWWWWWW I GOT MADOKA YAY
Vitiligo is fascinating. Each person has their own unique style…
I love it, this isn’t a disease. This is nature’s artwork on a human beings skin.
I have this 👍
A girl in my Latin class has this and its the most amazing thing to look at. She has a spot on her arm in the shape of a star and it’s gorgeous.
my momma has it all up her hands and arms.. and little speckles too, it’s pretty cool actually
That last girl though. God damn she’s gorgeous
that last girl is michael jackson……
Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry
If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.
america 364 days out of the year: god this country sucks i hate living here so much
america on the 4th of july:
"Curious little beasty"
Fun fact: Young Aurora was played by Angelina Jolie’s daughter, because she was the only little girl who wasn’t frightened by Angelina in costume.
I have been a cat owner my whole life and I literally never knew that tiger lilies and stargazers were also highly toxic to cats. Even drinking the water from the vase that lilies are in can kill the cat! I brought in a tiger lily from our yard today and just thought to look it up and found out (and of course removed the lily from our house as soon as I saw). How scary!
Other toxic flowers for cats:
- Amaryllis (Amaryllis sp.)
- Autumn Crocus (Colchicum autumnale)
- Azaleas and Rhododendrons (Rhododendron sp.)
- Castor Bean (Ricinus communis)
- Chrysanthemum (Chrysanthemum sp.)
- Cyclamen (Cyclamen sp.)
- English Ivy (Hedera helix)
- Kalanchoe (Kalanchoe sp.)
- Lilies (Lilium sp.)
- Marijuana (Cannabis sativa)
- Oleander (Nerium oleander)
- Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum sp.)
- Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)
- Sago Palm (Cycas revoluta)
- Spanish thyme (Coleus ampoinicus)
- Tulip and Narcissus bulbs (Tulipa and Narcissus sp.)
- Yew (Taxus sp.)
Important info for cat friends!!!
- super attractive
- has all the time and money in the world to make shit
- has quality camera
- has friends with quality cosplay
- lives near the most god damn scenic area on the whole breakfast table for photography
- why did i just say breakfast table
meowrails? :3c purrdy please maybe instead of the regular nepeta holding eq back, eq having to hold nepeta back/ calm her down?
Maybe some Meowrails? I’ve been obsessed with Equius <> Nepeta lately :3
Angry Nepeta is so much fun to draw ☆O☆